Why football is bad for life?

Ladies and Gentleman, I am "sorry" to inform you that the Red Devils had finally won. Without giving 100%. Without the stars. And out of nothing.

I almost had hypertension while watching the match just now. The defence looks shabby. They almost gave away 2 goals. And VDS was also as rubbish. He keeps doing simple mistakes that a top class goalie shouldnt do. Brown and Ferdinand was also rubbish. Brown could not contest the speed of the new welsh wizard Gareth Bale and Ferdinand almost gave away a goal to Dimitar Berbatov. But they were made to atone their mistakes with two goal-line clearence that saved United from crashing dwn the table.

The attacks were also rubbish. Nani were giving away silly fouls that a schoolboy could have done. Tevez was hardworking, but he was as helpless as RObisnson Crusoe, being the lone striker against the towering Spurs defensive wall. And Giggs and Scholes were useless as well, not being the usual suspects to lead the attack.

But out of nothing, Nani did wat his price tag would justified his talent and scored an absolute screamer. Out of nothing. I would say Nani would not deserve his MOTM award at all. Cuz he was absolutely rubbish. I would say the man who shld deserve it was Chris Eagles... Cuz he added an extra dimension to the attack. His tireless runs tired the two Spurs centre backs Ricardo Rocha and Anthony Gardner.

But I would say football is bad for your health. Cuz when your team plays well, they just could not win. But when your team plays as rubbish as a novice player, they won out of nothing. So, Devils, please continue your rubbish throughout the season so that we will win the "Most Rubbish Team ever but yet won the title out of nothing" award. And we do miss Ron and Roon.